About JerkCircle

JerkCircle is a satirical newspaper. Everything we publish is invented. Any resemblance to real senators, CEOs, or homeowners' association presidents is a coincidence enforced by their lawyers.

We cover the people who spent the decade telling you they had a plan, then billed you for the meeting where they admitted they did not.

We do not punch down. There is nothing down there worth hitting. Everyone we cover is doing fine.

If you believe an article on this site is true, that is between you and the newsroom of your choice.