World

Tiny Nation Discovers Oil, Immediately Surrounded by Concerned Friends

Several new friends arrived by aircraft carrier.

By Devon Pryce, World

Global Summit Ends With Strongly Worded Statement, Buffet Reviews Mixed

By JerkCircle Staff

Two Nations Sign Historic Peace Deal Lasting a Full Eleven Days

By JerkCircle Staff

World Leaders Gather to Discuss Crisis, Pose for Photo, Leave

By JerkCircle Staff

Country Rebrands, Same Country, New Logo, Same Problems, Bigger Font

By JerkCircle Staff

International Aid Arrives, Most of It the Cost of Shipping the Aid

By JerkCircle Staff

Diplomats Reach Landmark Agreement on Shape of the Negotiating Table

By JerkCircle Staff

Tourist Board Promotes Hidden Gem Until It Is Neither Hidden nor a Gem

By JerkCircle Staff

Nation Wins Bid to Host Games, Wins Debt, Wins Empty Stadiums by Tuesday

By JerkCircle Staff

Embassy Issues Travel Warning About the Country Issuing the Travel Warning

By JerkCircle Staff

Border Dispute Resolved After Both Sides Realize Neither Wanted the Swamp

By JerkCircle Staff

World Leaders Fly Private Jets to Climate Summit, Agree the Real Problem Is Your Straw

The 200-car motorcade paused to release a strongly worded statement about your recycling.

By Devon Pryce, World

Two Nations Sign Historic Peace Deal, Deal Lasts Right Up Until the Photographers Leave

By JerkCircle Staff

Country Rebrands With a Sleek New Logo, Same Problems Now Rendered in a Nicer Font

By JerkCircle Staff

Global Summit Produces Strongly Worded Statement, Statement Producing Absolutely Nothing

By JerkCircle Staff

Nation Wins Bid to Host the Games, Wins Crushing Debt and Eleven Empty Stadiums by Winter

By JerkCircle Staff

International Aid Announced, Most of It the Consulting Fee for Announcing the Aid

By JerkCircle Staff

Diplomats Spend Six Months Negotiating the Shape of the Table Before Discussing the War

By JerkCircle Staff

Tourist Board Promotes Undiscovered Paradise Until It Is Discovered, Ruined, and $400 a Night

By JerkCircle Staff

Superpower Discovers Sudden Deep Concern for Democracy in Country That Just Found Lithium

By JerkCircle Staff

World Bank Offers Loan With Terms So Generous the Country Will Be Paying It Off in the Afterlife

By JerkCircle Staff

Leader Promises Reform, Reform Turns Out to Be Renaming the Ministry of the Problem

By JerkCircle Staff

Border Dispute Settled After Both Sides Admit Neither Actually Wanted the Swamp

By JerkCircle Staff

Global Economy Described as Interconnected, Meaning One Guy's Bad Bet Is Now Your Problem

By JerkCircle Staff

Nation Holds Election, Winner Announced, Same Family That Has Won Since the Invention of Elections

By JerkCircle Staff

Emergency UN Session Called, Concludes With a Vote to Hold a Future Emergency UN Session

By JerkCircle Staff

Nation Announces Bold Plan, Bold Plan Is the Old Plan With an Exclamation Point Added

By JerkCircle Staff