Local Man Who Did His Own Research Now Doing His Own Dentistry
His sources include a forum, a video, and a feeling.
By Gary Plunkett, Science
Section
Science
27 dispatches
Study Funded by Candy Company Finds Candy Is, If Anything, a Vegetable
Conclusions found to correlate strongly with who signs the check.
By Dr. Chadwick Sterling, Science
Standing Desk Study Funded by Standing Desk Company Finds Sitting Is Treason
By JerkCircle Staff
Scientists Announce Breakthrough, Add It Will Be Available to the Public by Never
By JerkCircle Staff
New Research Confirms Earlier Research, Funded by the People Who Liked the Earlier Research
By JerkCircle Staff
Lab Discovers New Element, Names It After the Donor Who Insisted
By JerkCircle Staff
Climate Report Released, Filed Under Things We Will Address After Lunch in 2090
By JerkCircle Staff
Study Finds Most Studies Cannot Be Reproduced, Cannot Reproduce That Finding Either
By JerkCircle Staff
Researchers Warn of Looming Crisis, Are Asked to Make It More of a Summer Crisis
By JerkCircle Staff
Telescope Spots Distant Galaxy, Galaxy Spots Nothing of Interest in Return
By JerkCircle Staff
New Supplement Proven to Work, in Mice, Who Were Also Paid
By JerkCircle Staff
Scientists Clone Mammoth, Mammoth Immediately Asks About the Job Market
By JerkCircle Staff
Peer Review Process Completed in Record Three Years, Findings Now About the Past
By JerkCircle Staff
Study Reveals That Studies Are Mostly Revealing What Their Funders Hoped, Funded by a Hopeful Funder
The finding could not be reproduced, which the researchers said only proved the point.
By Dr. Chadwick Sterling, Science
Scientists Make Breakthrough, Announce It Will Reach the Public Approximately Never for $9,000
By JerkCircle Staff
New Supplement Backed by Science, the Science Being One Guy the Company Paid to Nod
By JerkCircle Staff
Climate Report Warns of Catastrophe, Officials File It Under We Will Panic About This in 2090
By JerkCircle Staff
Lab Discovers a Cure, Cure Priced So Nobody Who Is Sick Can Have It, Investors Thrilled
By JerkCircle Staff
Researchers Warn About the Thing, Are Asked if the Thing Could Be Made Less of a Downer
By JerkCircle Staff
Man Who Did His Own Research Confidently Corrects the Person Who Spent 20 Years on It
By JerkCircle Staff
Peer Review Finally Completed After Three Years, Findings Now About a World That No Longer Exists
By JerkCircle Staff
New Element Discovered, Named After the Billionaire Who Insisted It Be Named After Him
By JerkCircle Staff
Study Finds Being Rich Correlates Strongly With Being Called a Genius, Regardless of Anything Else
By JerkCircle Staff
Telescope Captures Ancient Galaxy, Galaxy Reports Seeing Nothing of Note Down Here Either
By JerkCircle Staff
Miracle Diet Backed by a Study of Nine Mice, Two of Whom Have Since Recanted
By JerkCircle Staff
Scientists Warn AI Could Be Dangerous, Are Immediately Hired to Build More of It Faster
By JerkCircle Staff
New Study Confirms People Are Tired, Broke, and Correct About It, Funded by Nobody So It Will Be Ignored
By JerkCircle Staff