The Masthead

The following people are legally distinct from any real journalists.

• Editor-in-ChiefMs. Halyard Vance
• Managing EditorDevon Pryce
• Politics DeskDevon Pryce, Karen Plimpton-Vance
• Business DeskPriya Okonkwo, Marcy Tran
• Tech DeskGary Plunkett
• Science DeskDr. Chadwick Sterling (contested)
• Copy DeskOne person, allegedly
• LegalThe gentleman who says 'do not print that'
• PublisherA shell company incorporated in Delaware