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Local Man Who Did His Own Research Now Doing His Own Dentistry

His sources include a forum, a video, and a feeling.

By Gary Plunkett, Science · Filed July 16

Area resident Gary Plunkett, who spent several months doing his own research on a variety of subjects, has expanded his self-directed practice to include dentistry, performing a molar extraction at his kitchen table on Sunday.

Plunkett, who holds no degree but does hold strong opinions, said he no longer trusts experts who spent a decade studying a field he understood within an afternoon. His sources include a forum, a video, and a feeling.

Friends report that Plunkett has also begun doing his own electrical work, his own law, and his own air traffic control. He is reportedly very confident, which he considers a substitute for being correct.

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